I was married to Adam Levine from Maroon 5, except he wasn't Adam Levine from Maroon 5. I suppose he was and wasn't Adam Levine from Maroon 5 all at the same time.
...and then I woke up and realized that I was never married to Adam Levine from Maroon 5 or not Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Reality can be a cruel cruel cruel bitch.
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