Things I learned today: assholes

So I could have sworn that I had a post labeled assholes before, but apparently I don't? (please correct me if i am wrong) because I feel like there is so much assholery in the world that I would have posted about this foolish assholery a long time ago. Why is there so much assholery in the world? I am (or try to be) a straight forward person, but other people beat around the bush and just don't get to the point. WHY?!?! Then again, I am not good at taking criticism so I wouldn't mind if people beat around the bush for that a bit, but I would rather in the long run deal with things straight up from the get-go (does anyone say this anymore?)

Now the thing I am dealing with here is this stupid lame ass thing dance mabooob before you ask someone out on a date. Can't things be simple? Like if you like someone, can't a cheap-motel-6-sign flash above their head saying "I LIKE YOU TOO, LET ME IN YOUR PANTS!!!"...no this is real life, and in real life you have to dance around like you are a monkey asking for a banana from the zoo-keeper who you have a love-hate-relationship with. Yes, I could just say, "Hey! Want to go out with me?" but that ALWAYS, ALWAYS opens a shit can full of ringworms. I would become the easy/crazy girl OR EVEN WORSE THE REJECTED GIRL.

I guess what I'm trying to say is 1) Men need to MAN UP. 2) Assholery with relationships needs to stop. 3)I hate rejection(or in this case the high possibility of rejection and/or hints towards rejection).

Dream on

I was married to Adam Levine from Maroon 5, except he wasn't Adam Levine from Maroon 5.  I suppose he was and wasn't Adam Levine from Maroon 5 all at the same time.
...and then I woke up and realized that I was never married to Adam Levine from Maroon 5 or not Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Reality can be a cruel cruel cruel bitch.

Holy Crap

Sometimes, when you are reallllllly busy, you forget things. For example, putting on your shoes. One of my computers has decided to forget how to work properly. It is like swimming in an ocean of crap. Who knew we were/ are so dependent on technology? Ohhhh yeah, EVERYONE. It is a necessary factor for life in that it prevents you from swimming in an ocean of crap.
Could you imagine? An ocean of crap. Holy crap.
RANT. UGHHHHDJBFHDHFIUSUHFUSDFSHFUDUf

Random thoughts: Sisters & Designer Eyewear

So I have a wonderful sister. She went back to Berkeley today, because she is a good student (better than I will ever be) and kind of amazing. She'll be back next in LA next Friday.
We have a lot of things in common, and we have lots of things we don't have in common, like our personalities. I am a "clown", as Mama Chan puts it, and my sister has a "tight face". I suppose this means that I laugh and enjoy making people laugh, while my sister is much more serious. Something we DO have in common is that we like nice things, but we can't afford most nice things. We splurge on designer perfumes, and buy designer eyewear ON SALE. Sales are awesome, and I think that the entire sisterhood of women can agree on. I got my Vivienne Westwood aviators at duty free for 50% off, and my sissy got Chloe sunglasses at Off Saks. Sadly, our styles are different (and waistlines SAD FACE FOR ME) so she wears OXFORDS, and I wear TOMS.

PS: TOMS ARE CUTE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BITCHES WHO THINK IT MAKES MY LEGS LOOK SHORT. (end rant)

LOVE YOU

This is my lousy dog.

That's what he does all day. He sleeps, and he snores like a little blender. Sometimes, I want to toss him into a blender.

I am making 落泊糕。 I will post up pictures later.

When will the Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger music video come out?!?!?!?

Random thoughts: Some People pt 2

So I think lots of people are idiots. I know I'm not the brightest of the bunch, but I know there are people dumber than me. How do I know this? I read facebook. Even though you are friends with someone on facebook, it doesn't mean that you are really friends with them. You might have been friends with them for a semester in college, but then you guys had a different class schedule. You never talked again, and then you realized you became two completely different people. The interests you used to have changed, and their interest changed as well. That's enough with that. This section cut short= there are idiots I am friends with on facebook.
Now, what makes them idiots? If you know me at all., the thing that irritates me to no end is when people try to sound elitist educated or poetic. Fake poets suck because they are fake. They think that poetry is just a matter of using the longest words they know to describe some naturalist scenery in front of them. I suppose I am being elitist educational by pointing these people out, but I am a hypocrite. Oh well, DEAL WITH IT. The worse fake poets are the ones who claimed they didn't like to study, and then they act like they know about the nuances of the words they use. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONNOTATIONS AND DENOTATIONS OF A WORD? IS IT THAT DIFFICULT TO SAY WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND WITHOUT USING THESAURUS.COM? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU WRITE MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE AN IDIOT? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR IGNORANCE MAKES ME EMBARRASSED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Now, you could say that I could just unfriend you, right? If I do, you would be insulted, and usually that would lead to a round of gossip and a can of worms. I would prefer to just rant about your ignorance on my blog to let it out and avoid that can.

PS: you know what's the worst... the nice comments. UGH it just proves that there are more idiots in the world, and it could be a link from those idiots to me. THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE NOT ONLY FOR ME, BUT ALSO ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.

Travels: Busan

Went to Busan last week, and heading to Jeju one last time for an Udo trip this week. Sprained my ankle, ugh.

oh and I got new shoes a while back, but i never had a chance to wear them. damn this sprained ankle.

Random Thoughts: Donuts

Donuts are great. They are actually one of the best things ever. They're fried, come in fluffy and cakey, and in Korea they come in sweet and kimchi flavored.

BUT when I went to Jeju, I got jipped. JIPPED! I got an apple cinnamon jam filled donut. I love jam filled donuts. They have a good texture variety and are at the right amount of sweetness level. PLUS there is that wonderful powdered sugar on the outside. WHAT IS BETTER THAN POWDERED SUGAR!?!?!?! I could eat that stuff by the spoonful (or spoonfuls depending on how depressed I feel, and at this point the powdered sugar depression level is at about 7 spoons). Back to being jipped. I got over the powdered sugar outside and was about to finish my last bite of the wonderful apple cinnamon jam filled donut. Suddenly, it hit me. THERE WAS NO JAM FILLING! WHY WAS THERE NO JAM FILLING!?!?! DUNKIN DONUTS KOREA WHY WAS THERE NO JAM FILLING?! The thing is you don't, or in my opinion a person cannot know, whether or not the donut has jam in it until you eat the whole thing because the jam could have been placed anywhere in the donut. Although the jam filling is supposed to be scientifically injected into all the donuts to be exactly the same, you never know, there could be the exception. In my case, it was an exception, THERE WAS NO FILLING IN THE JAM FILLED DONUT.

Random Thoughts: Some people

Some people can be assholes. Fact of life.

On another note, this grapefruit yogurt pack makes my skin glow. Note to self, buy a gallon before going back to the states.