Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Things I learned today: assholes

So I could have sworn that I had a post labeled assholes before, but apparently I don't? (please correct me if i am wrong) because I feel like there is so much assholery in the world that I would have posted about this foolish assholery a long time ago. Why is there so much assholery in the world? I am (or try to be) a straight forward person, but other people beat around the bush and just don't get to the point. WHY?!?! Then again, I am not good at taking criticism so I wouldn't mind if people beat around the bush for that a bit, but I would rather in the long run deal with things straight up from the get-go (does anyone say this anymore?)

Now the thing I am dealing with here is this stupid lame ass thing dance mabooob before you ask someone out on a date. Can't things be simple? Like if you like someone, can't a cheap-motel-6-sign flash above their head saying "I LIKE YOU TOO, LET ME IN YOUR PANTS!!!"...no this is real life, and in real life you have to dance around like you are a monkey asking for a banana from the zoo-keeper who you have a love-hate-relationship with. Yes, I could just say, "Hey! Want to go out with me?" but that ALWAYS, ALWAYS opens a shit can full of ringworms. I would become the easy/crazy girl OR EVEN WORSE THE REJECTED GIRL.

I guess what I'm trying to say is 1) Men need to MAN UP. 2) Assholery with relationships needs to stop. 3)I hate rejection(or in this case the high possibility of rejection and/or hints towards rejection).

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