Thursday, December 8, 2011

Things I learned today: 12-8-11 + Men who look at lady parts

So I found out today that once women turn a certain age they should probably get their uterus cleaned...like car detailing, I guess? Even if the outside is clean, it doesn't mean that the inside is (dear men, think about this during your next one night stand). The Doc (who was very handsome) told us that basically the inside of a lady's ladies parts needs to get scrapped out because there can be fibrous build-up. Doesn't that make you crave twizzlers? (ew) If you do this, you can keep everything spik-n-span for quite a few years.

Maybe, I found this interesting because the doctor (gynecologist and surgeon who is probably sick of looking at ladies parts all day) was quite handsome. This is why I don't have a man: because apparently I find men who charge women money to look at their lady parts attractive when men will usually look at lady parts for free.

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